Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Do You Wear Boxers Under Sliders

31. Zwei Euro für ein Leben


Jetzt werde ich Sternekoch. Das heißt aber auch nur beste Lebensmittel und Zutaten zu verwenden. Da kann ein Kilo hochwertiger Schinken schnell einhundert Euro oder mehr kosten. Ganz zu schweigen von Luxusartikeln, wie Kaviar und Trüffeln. Für ein Kilo weißen Albatrüffel kann ein Spitzengastronom schnell bis zu sechstausend Euro ausgeben. Der Normalkonsument übrigens auch, nur das dieser sich solch ein Luxusgut selten leisten kann. Weder im Restaurant noch als Rohstoff. Aber Sterneküche zeichnet sich nicht durch das Luxusgut aus, sondern durch die Verwendung bester Rohstoffe.

Naheliegend, dass man sich auch mit hiesigen Lebensmitteln auseinandersetzt. Regionale Küche auf höchstem Niveau. Aber was nützt mir höchstes Niveau mit einem mittelmäßigen Lebensmittel, nur damit es regional bleibt. "T'schuldigung, aber das ist das Beste, was die Region zu bieten hat!" Und doch ist es nur zweitklassig.

Immer wieder stelle ich mir die Frage: "Wo bekomme ich meine Rohstoffe her die sterneküchentauglich sind." Reicht es die Metro zu plündern? Köche aus meinem Bekanntenkreis versichern mir stets, dort beste Produkte zu bekommen. Der Besitzer einer Kochschule, die ich nun schon mehrfach besucht habe berichtete eines Abends in weinseliger Runde, dass der Chef der Fischabteilung in der hiesigen Metro gewechselt habe und seit dem bekäme er nur noch Mist. Schnell male ich mir aus, was für Qualität ich wohl bekomme, wenn ich als kleines Licht des Küchenhimmels in dieser Fischabteilung zwei Filets vom Zander bestelle? Berühren der Ware verboten! Also muss ich vertrauen. Vielleicht muss ich als Einkäufer kleinster Mengen einfach ekliger zum Verkäufer werden?!

Eines morgens stehe ich an der Kasse eines Ladens der wohl größten Discounterkette Deutschlands. In meinem Wagen eine Stange Toastbrot, etwas Konfitüre, Hundefutter und Klopapier. Vor mir eine Frau. Sie könnte die Mutter zweier entzückender Kinder sein; Junge und Mädchen. Er in der siebten Klasse und haarscharf an der Hauptschulempfehlung vorbeigerasselt. She will go to high school. Whether they will or not. However, in three years. I can not help but stare at the frozen chicken, that is there on the tape. With each jerk of the volume of dead cattle rolled against my toilet paper. The centrifugal force makes the broiler with a rattling noise against the red wine bottle of the customer and mother said to offend me. Something disturbing the picture, but I do not know what it is. It was only when I left the store, I know it at last. It is the price of one euro eight.

The German consumes very well be six kg chicken meat per head per year, the Europeans even seventeen kilograms. Like this? Half a chicken breast fillet, Chicken Burger, Nuggets, legs, wings, grilled meats and the list could probably be continued almost indefinitely. The general consumer has chicken for safe food, to be politically correct. Pigs are dirty. Pigs get swine flu, cows are purple and taste peculiar. Beef is not for everyone. A good steak is expensive. BSE and swine fever disgust to every meat consumption.

in 37 days to the fillet .

The short life of a broiler. In breeder farms up to two times the eggs are removed daily. Laying hens live about 14 months, during which time they lay up to 160 eggs. After that, they are still best as chicken soup.

The eggs used in the hatchery. A corporate video of a large hatchery in northern Germany ensures optimum breeding history, which a mother hen could hardly ensure better. As soon as the little yellow chicks are hatched they have a grace period of three days, these animals come up to the mast. Roughly the chicks are transported via conveyor belts. Stress treatment period, but not torture, as an employee insured. The pole barns are well prepared. Cleaned, scattered and well-tempered. You'd think it would go to summer camp, but the animals have long since lost their dignity. The next thirty-seven days it is no daylight for up to eight thousand other animals eat poop, and grow. The feed is adjusted to optimal breast growth . irony a chicken fate. hatcheries, feed and fattening systems often belong to the same group or are supplied by the parent company. R. firm from Emsland has denied me a visit to the hatcheries. Why? The label on the dead animal has finally enough transparency. If I wanted I could even visit the rabbit farm. All information I find there. Well, Nope. I've tried.

The diet is tailored to the unilateral breast enlargement, the critters are in their own excrement and the use of antibiotics in the industrial boom helps prevent diseases. Prior to slaughter should be reduced again, however, the official announcement. Time by the way: a loss rate of three percent is common and is within tolerance. We are talking of about 2000 animals, which do not survive the mast.


Fangkolonnen räumen einen Mastbetrieb innerhalb von sechs Stunden und das nicht immer sanft. Erst dann werden die Ställe wieder gereinigt und aufbereitet. So schafft ein Mastbetrieb bis zu acht Durchläufe pro Jahr. Danach geht's direkt zur Schlachtung. Der Schlachtbetrieb gehört übrigens auch zum gleichen Konzern, wie die Brüterei und der Futtermittellieferant. Blaues Licht soll die Tiere beruhigen, jedoch herrscht bei der Anlieferung der Tiere ein ohrenbetäubender Lärm. Schnellstmöglich wird das Mastgeflügel mittels Kohlendioxid betäubt und anschließend geschlachtet. Der Rest findet sich in formschönen Styroporschalen wieder, die jedem bekannt sein dürften.

The profit for the farmers is seven to eight cents per animal.

I look out my office window. In an opposite apartment one floor down, I see prepared by a wide-open window, a woman who lunch. It could be a mother of two children, a boy and a girl. For lunch, there's two half-chicken. With salt, pepper, oil and pepper for an hour in the oven. The perfect children's food. The girl only likes the skin and he is not hungry. Two thirds of hiking in the trash. All for less than two euros.

Sunday, May 16, 2010

How Long Is Jeff Hardy's Tna Contract

PLATON - TIMAIOS

Plato - Timaeus

Of those who had emerged as the men were all cowards, and those who spent their lives unjustly - that's the likely explanation - turned in its second generation in women. And it is precisely why the gods were at the same time, the desire for the copulation result: they created two animated beings, one in us, the other in the women , where they brought forth the one and the others follow. The passage for the liquid, where this the drink that is passed through the lungs and the kidneys to the bladder absorbs into itself and, under the pressure of the breath exhales, pierced it and joined him with the solid mass of Marks which runs down from the head through the neck and spine, and we have just described in our study as seeds. Because this market is now animated, and because it found a way out, called it where it could flow out, life-giving desire for the outpouring out and eventually caused by the desire for procreation. Therefore, because even the private parts of men difficult to control and high-handed as a living being that belongs to no reason, and they try their aufstachelnden desires to gain the upper hand over everything. In the women other hand, feels the same reasons, what is called uterus or womb and what as a living being is in them to give birth to the desire for children. If it can bear, despite the long time no fruit ripening, it can difficult and unwilling to endure, it is wrong then round the whole body, clogging the channels of the air and prevents the breathing, because it brings the body to the extreme hardships and has manifold other diseases lead to the mutual desire and love, the two and bring together as if from trees, the fruit pick , as in a furrow to sow into small organisms in the uterus, which are so tiny that you do not see them, and still have no form, which separate They then feed off it and inside of the body until they are big, and then they bring them to the finish light, and thus the emergence of living beings.
In this way, the women and the whole female gender emerged, and the strain of birds was, however, by replacing the hair springs were, by the transformation of those men out, not bad, but mild and comfortable with supernatural things look, but my in its simplicity, this showed them the eye of it, which provides most reliance . The animals, however, who live on the earth, arise from those men who have become in any way with the philosophy and also hire any reflections on the nature of what is happening in the sky, and, indeed, because the circuits in their no longer apply head , But do know those parts of their soul allegiance, which are located in her chest. Because they deal only with these were their front limbs and their heads as a result of kinship with the earth attracted by this and tend down to her, and their skulls were long and took on many forms, depending on the rounds due to each one were the compressed inaction ; from this cause was their kind to a four-footed or even vielfüßigen , the more stupid the God among them more support backed, so they were dragged down to earth even more. The most stupid but among them, their whole body stretched completely down to earth who needed no feet at all and more have been created that they are without feet on the ground crawling were moving. The fourth class, finally, who lives in the water, emerged from the All foolish most and incorrigible testing , the gods who carried out these transformations, they were not even the pure breathing value because their impure soul with any kind of errors did, so they pushed it out of pure light and breath in the air down to the inhalation of the muddy Water at depth. This was how the people of the fish and shellfish, and whatever else lives in the water, and received, according to its abysmal unlearned nature also resides in the deepest abyss. And so for now, as then turns all living creatures, one in the other, and change their shape depending on how they lose their rationality or irrationality or win.
And now we may safely assert, finally, to have achieved the goal of our speech about the universe. For as this world has now mortal and immortal being added to and is full of them, as a visible living being, which itself comprises the visible , a perceptible God, become the image of the possible, and this is the biggest and best, the most beautiful and most perfect sky, as there can be no other.

Plato - Timaeus

Sunday, May 9, 2010

John Deere 340s Snowmobile

30. Was kost' die Welt!


succeeded so slow I to a point where I now must still worry about costing. Unfortunately I do not have a limitless budget. But first-class cook happens to have a price. This is to acknowledge everyone who makes cakes out of the bag instead of hand-made meatballs, as well as that of the original veal escalope of pork, and not increasing. The Wiener Schnitzel, for example, is originally from the Calf. It is wafer thin and fluffy with a breading. It's as done as it could fly. Incidentally, a few examples where I tolerate fried foods. Breading is a bad habit of the nineties, which has continued until today. In the batter, all the way, the flavor enhancer mentioned that the food was supposed to bring on its own. Either I like fish and I do not like him. I like him not, then I did not bring in the form of a sleeper and wrapped in bread crumbs, to make it more palatable. But I digress.
Be that as it is. Last Thursday, six friends had once again enjoy the opportunity to be on my asparagus varieties. Asparagus, the royal vegetable. One point five kilos of white asparagus is not too thick, a kilo of green asparagus, a kilo of purple asparagus, plus a few bars jumbo asparagus. Plus a bowl of strawberries. Everything from the producers from the region, hand-picked for € thirty-five together. Get out to the Metro. First I have listed all the raw materials and ingredients by department, so I only have a certain route to deviate. It is only bought what was on the shopping list no more, no less. The Metro seduces a too quick to buy things you could do well, but are financially absolutely not the time in there. (See previous chapter)
The menu looks like this:


Amuse
candied green asparagus with asparagus foam
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asparagus tart with lobster and red wine butter
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green asparagus soup with scallops
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fried sweetbreads with asparagus salad with strawberries mace foam
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Zander fillet on the skin with an interpretation of Leipziger Allerlei and a cognac butter sauce
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champagne lemon sorbet
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Grüner und weißer Spargel mit Cordon bleu und klassischer Sauce Hollandaise 
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Käse 
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Karamelparfait auf Erdnussschokoladentarte mit Karamelhippe und frischen Früchten.


Man darf davon ausgehen, dass alles selbst gemacht und nichts als fertiger oder vorgefertigter Bestandteil hinzugefügt worden ist. Die Ware ist frisch und von hervorragender Qualität.
Das Amuse is accompanied by champagne. For dining, there is a choice of three different wines. A Fresh, a strong, a mild red. In principle, the whole thing is a white wine menu, but must also incorrigible taste buds are satisfied.
The asparagus tarts are excellent. The soup is a bit of salt just confessed to me later. I can not confirm this impression later, but the seasoning with salt is not as easy as one imagines it will be forever. The scallops are drowned in the soup. Sweetbreads, well, this is such a thing. Letter you have to like it or not. However, I have not even on lessons learned, to taste sweetbread added. If we judge the way it is. The texture is very tender, almost soft. That it is fried a rather strange sensation in the mouth. Since no letter flavor brings it must be highly seasoned. The opinions of my guests share here almost exactly in the middle. I myself propose to the Contra page.
(This is my Traderjob Leipziger Allerlei!)

The next course is almost without complaint. However, a slightly thicker piece of fillet has not yet reached the doneness, den es hätte haben sollen. Dumm gelaufen. Hier hat der Qualitätscheck am Pass versagt. Sorry dafür. Das Sorbet ist mittlerweile keine große Sache mehr. Der Hauptgang reibungslos durchgegangen. Hier weiß nur ich, was alles schiefgegangen ist und wie es eigentlich nicht sein sollte. Das fing schon damit an, dass das Kalbfleisch aus der Metro unverwertbar gewesen ist und ich Ersatz brauchte, aber schnell. Mein Supermarkt um die Ecke, der ja darauf schwört, dass er Lebensmittel liebe, hat alles in der Fleischtheke nur keine Kalbsschnitzel. Also muss die Ersatzdroge Schwein herhalten. Schon beim Plattklopfen in der Küche merkt man, dass das Fleisch nicht gegen sondern mit der Faser aufgeschnitten ist. Plätten war daher kaum möglich. Der Clou is the Cordon Bleu to layer but not to roll. The cheese inside wrapped in Italian cooked ham and steak meat. The thus rolled Cordon Bleu is now classic breaded, rolled in flour, bound with egg yolk and wrapped with Mie de pain, and then baked in a pan with plenty of butter. Over medium heat in oven cooked.
The cheese was plentiful and far too much. And my worst critic leaves at the end of the menu indicated that the dessert would have cost me the star. Sobering, but she's right, of course. The parfait is managed really great, but the peanut chocolate tart is just a great Disappointment dar. The soil has become keksig and thus the whole dessert called for a dessert wine to wash down the crumbly substance can.

Now we come to costs /:
the accounts in the metro: 348 ; €
asparagus directly purchase from the farmer: € 35
meat substitute purchase in the supermarket: 16 €
sweetbreads, lobster and scallops
the dealer I trust € 30
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Purchase sum total: € 429
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cheese, because the has hardly eaten a
- 74 €
foods that are not directly for the menu € -29
were consumed
purchases at Metro -26 €
unused wines € -19
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total: € 281
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stay per palate € 46

When I reach the top level of a day that I intend to achieve this result is not bad.

The last time my guests are in a large gallery has been exposed, this time I expect from them what they have cost me effectively. I am in a learning phase and there is simply a calculation with it.

way, without the champagne, it would have been about ten euros less per guest.

Monday, May 3, 2010

Diagram Of Viking Ships

29. Zwischenbilanz



Eine Bilanz ist die Gegenüberstellung der aktiven und passiven Bestände zu einem bestimmten Stichtag. Eine Zwischenbilanz greift dem eigentlichem Stichtag vor aus und wird zu einem Zeitpunkt vor oder nach dem eigentlichen Bilanzierungszeitpunkt erstellt. Sie ist eine Momentaufnahme.

Halten wir also Now after four months of the current status are found.

On 23 December last year I had 6 white wine glasses and 6 wine glasses, two pots, two pans and an espresso machine. Just enough cutlery and crockery that I had only run the dishwasher once a week. Plates from Ikea, coffee mugs for the daily use and cups and saucers for the weekend. Favorite food: chicken fricassee from the cooking bag with rice, with tender wheat, with noodles.
It was phases the zero calorie diet and it was phases the Scheißegal diet. Cooking was actually dinner only. If I have set up pasta water I'm asleep. Even if a Frikasseekochbeutel bubbled to himself, I fell asleep. Result: hammer High frequency intermittent noise a smoke detector of the inhabitants of the house on my door was. Who fell asleep and did not know anything about food, I was.

I can not remember quite how everything started . I think it was poaching. cooked in hot water. Only one egg, then a beef. As of rolled over since the Events. I learned cooking, steaming, stewing undBlanchieren, frying, sautéing, frying, braising and Braising, browning, Poêlieren, Collapse. The food moves in my mid-life.

Now I own cutting boards, a large kitchen knife, kitchen knife, shaping knife, boning knife, filleting knife, carving knife, carving fork, bread knife, knife steel, sharpening, knife block, Plattiereisen, kitchen towels, Touchon and Strain Cloths, plenty of storage boxes with lids, soup plates, dinner plates, kitchen string, Ravioliausstecher, pie shapes oder auch Desserschalen, Senfpulver, Läuterzucker , Wasserkaraffen, Vorspeisengabeln, kleine Messer, Suppenlöffel, Bunsenbrenner, Vorratsgläser, einen Mörser und einen Stößel, Fleischwolf, Salatschale groß, Salatschale klein, Tischwäsche aus Damast, einen Esstisch mit Stühlen, die Leute trinken Grappa und sie mögen Orangenlikör in den Vinaigrettes, Olivenöl im Salat und Obstbrändle zum verdauen. Da sind Kochbücher und Lehrbücher, der Ausbildungsrahmenplan und "der junge Koch" - das Ausbildungslehrbuch. Die Kochhose, die Kochjacke, die Schürze und das Touchon. Pflicht ist die Kopfbedeckung.
A salad spinner, induction plates, casserole n in various sizes, frying pans, roasting pan and large cooking pots, the Lurch, the fryer and the basket , the roaster, the Mixing the cork mat, a cotton candy machine, a kettle and a syringe for fat frying. Then there is the fleet Lotte, the wand and spray bottles for sauces, several "Tim maltster, e in Gastronorm container, cover pot and noodle tongs, like a merry-Schneider. In between, schnapps, horny olive oil, garlic oil, a bottle without the label, hand-made olive oil from Puglia, contains Cognac, twelve years old Whisky , port wine, herbs, oils and vinegar and easy oil from the rod, White wine vinegar, sherry vinegar , raspberry vinegar, Worcestershire sauce, tarragon vinegar, champagne vinegar, all in a wooden tub, a sharpening steel, a thermometer, coarse sea salt in the nostalgia box, a grater, a pair of tweezers, black pepper in a glass, a miser, soup saucers, knives and plates for the magic wand, Fleur de Sel in the storage container, cups, serving utensils, salad servers, a stoner, einen Kugelausstecher klein, einen Kugelausstecher groß, Zestenreißer, Grätenzange, Sparschäler, Suppenlöffel, Dessertri nge in verschiedene r Größe und Anzahl, eine Kastenbackform, ein Siebschöpfer, Spicknadel und Küchennadel, Trüffelhobel, Teigschaber, Untertassen und Timbale Formen, die übrigens dazu neigen ganz schnell um zu kippen und daher ziemlich unpraktisch sind. Es geht weiter mit einem Salzstreuer, Sahnesiphon, Fischgabeln, Fischmesser, Suppentassen, Brottellern, Salattellern, Cognacschwenker, Lezithin, Alginat und Chlorid für die Molekularküche, Wooden spoon, scraper, snow brush and Kunstofflöffel, pastes and tureen forms with and without a blanket, baking spray, cassis, Noilly part, really, really old balsamic vinegar, the Jamie Oliver to make impact disc to mayonnaise, seven large and seven small. Cast iron frying pans and more storage containers and Rührschalen, a powdered sugar shaker, a silicone mat and a slicer of Graef , pastry bag with grommets, dinner plates, medium plates and in the end: of the freaky in the middle of the whole tops.

But I have my Job risked displeased two major customers, including myself mutilated with cuts and burns, a circle of friends, the benefits of my cooking soft spot, an empty wallet and get in front of all respect for the food. And for that I am grateful.

Short Cancer Sympathy Quotes

28. Brötchenhölle

Twenty-four whole-grain bread, twenty-four wheat bread, twenty Laugenstangen get up at five clock fifty. Walk the dog, drink coffee, at 07:30 am post. Salami, lettuce and turkey. Lid on and go. If the slide is ready again from the beginning. Twenty-four whole-grain bread, twenty-four wheat buns. I'm back!

Es geht wieder los. An einem Donnerstag ereilte mich der Ruf und ich kam. Die Regierung tagt und ich beziehe Stellung an der Versorgungsstelle an welcher sich unsere Damen und Herren Politiker tagsüber nähren. Es ist wie das Arbeiten am sinnbildlichen Futtertrog.  

Für vier Tage kehre ich zurück an den Ort, an dem ich im Winter ( Kapitel 19. Plenum ) mein Praktikum als Koch absolvieren durfte. Die Stimmung ist aufgewühlt und es sind noch alle da. Man freut sich darüber sich wieder zu sehen. Das Schöne thing is that it is completely different when you come back. Perhaps it is because you show that you were not broken, but still to stand by what you do. But what am I doing? Twenty-four whole-grain bread, twenty-four wheat bread, twenty liquor bars. A deep cut with the serrated knife in the finger tip of my middle finger sends me a short time in a septic shock. The blood splatters on the white sleeves of my chef's jacket. I will briefly black before my eyes and my knees seem to give in and I can not help it. But to have the pressure of time and the duty to be ready to drive me. On my fingertip gushes a volcano. Plaster on it and finger condom over it. Das Puckern wird einfach ignoriert. Das morgendliche Brötchenbüffet steht. Zeit zum Durchatmen. Ab Mittags kommen dann Wienerwürstchen und Frikadellen dazu. Man beweist einen erlesenen Geschmack.  
Apropos erlesener Geschmack, da fällt mir doch ein schönes Beispiel für Convenience Food und Geschmacksakzeptanz ein. Der Mensch ist, was er isst. Man glaubt kaum, dass er besser ist, wenn er besser isst. Am dritten Tag sind uns für die Schnitzelbrötchen die vorplattierten und panierten Superschnitzel aus dem Großgebinde ausgegangen. Sie sehen aus wie handgeklopft schmecken aber einfach nur panadelangweilig. Das Plenum ohne Schnitzel ist wie der Altkanzler ohne Currywurst. Geht nicht. Also werden in Windeseile frische Schnitzel geschnitten und frisch paniert. Es darf geraten werden. Ich habe an Tag vier doppelt soviel Schnitzelbrötchen machen müssen, wie die Tage zu vor. Woran das nur liegt?

Wie ja schon erwähnt ist die Küche unter dem Plenarsaal. Was bedeutet, dass vom Kaffeebecher bis zum Schnitzelbrötchen der ganze Mist  nach oben gekarrt werden muss. Der Weg ist weit und umständlich. Die beiden alten engen Fahrstühle teile ich mir mit einer Putzfrau und dem Kerl von der Poststelle. Es gibt ein Oben, Mitte, Unten und einen Keller. Mein Weg führt through two security checks from the bottom to the middle. The cleaning lady must be of the top to the basement and the post man jumps through all the corridors, which leads to an elevator that never is there when you need it. And I need it often.
And one thing clears up. The tapped sound (see also Chapter 19 plenary ) whose origin could not be determined and could be associated with any ritual of German politics are related, banal as once assumed. If a speaker is now something special Tolles says he gets from his audience, which are in the room a well-deserved applause. To donate again this simply by clap their hands, but also by tapping with his knuckles on the table. The Complete Chamber is lined with wood and the tables with columns and pins inserted directly into the ground. Substance of the building leaving only the muffled sounds to us to penetrate down to the kitchen and these sound like the above inexplicable pitching. Crazy.

are four days around. It will take time for me to continue.